大6人的英文

how are you? how old are you?
怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?

你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers! together up!

彼此彼此
you me you me

你給我站住!
You Give Me Stop!!

知之為知之,不知為不知...
know is know noknow is noknow

表妹
WATCH SISTER

龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken, mouse'son can hit hole! ?

美中不足
American Chinese not enough

車禍現場描述(一台車過來, 一台車過去, 兩車撞一起, 有人死了)
one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die

心花怒放
heart flower angry open

走過路過,不要錯過
go past road pass, do not no mistake past

小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!

要錢沒有,要命一條
If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

我叫李老大,今年25。
I call Li Old Big, toyear 25.

你有兩下子
you have two down son.

有多遠,死多遠!!
Have many far, die many far!

給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉
I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face

不三不四
no three no four

七上八下
seven up eight down

看來看去看不懂
see come see go see don't know

人山人海
people mountain people sea

王小姐
King little sister

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